i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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