Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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