Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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