I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just tell him i said nine months
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I would fuck him just for his dog
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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