we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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