Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
