glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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