Your tits are I can't wait for
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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