I am puke
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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