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  saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken

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• (916): View more from California

  He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ

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• (661): View more from California

  No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom

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  I can't even drink.

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  The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.

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  Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios

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