i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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