Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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