I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The adults are the big ones right?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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