I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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