Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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