Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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