should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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