i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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