Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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