Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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