You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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