Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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