your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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