Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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