Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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