HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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