no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Randomize