but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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