last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
