i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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