I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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