I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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