you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I think a kid would responsible me up
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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