Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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