I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i think i just lost a toe
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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