sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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