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Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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