So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
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this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
