ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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