Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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