I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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