Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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