dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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