elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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