Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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