i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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