Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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