id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
do nipples grow back?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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