I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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