we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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