I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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