just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
