Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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