have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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