wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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