Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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